Monday, December 31, 2012

Can You Answer This Question???

If you had to pick just one, and there's no middle ground on this topic......

If you had to be one of the following, which would it be, and why?

#1 -

A poet with too much ego

#2 -

A poet with not enough ego



I await your tribal wisdom.



Happy New Year from Klecko and your friends @ Lief

Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Newest Finley Truth

In 1991 the band Naught By Nature owned the #1.....

ARE YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.?

What those 3 initials stood for stirred up quite a bit of controversy, but I will let you guys do your own research to dig up what that was all about.

I believe its the book of Ecclesiastes that says "Nothing is new under the sun".......

I wonder if Solomon was implying that one day Mike Finley would resurrect the 3 initials that put America on it's ear over 20 years ago.

Our story starts where so many of my afternoons end,

In the parking lot of the gym, just prior to me getting a lift in.

Usually during these moments I've taken a "Pre-Lift" drink that really jacks your system, causing it to feel as if you are on some kind of heavy speed.

As my adrenaline was at it's peak, I figured I should run in and attend to my workout so as to maximize my buzz, but instead I thought about something poetry related and decided to call Mike.

Truth be told, I don't even remember what was so important, but I do remember getting a hold of Finley, and somewhere we discussed a post I had written (on a subsequent Blog) that talked about me on the verge of an altercation at the Grandview Theater on Christmas day.

I was with my family who had outvoted me, and therefore they selected Les Miserables.

In the concession line, just ahead of me was an equal sized lout who started gaffing off and talking about what a douche Russell Crowe was and how he was going to mess up this epic film.

Not that the "Gladiator" needs me to cover his back but.....

I interjected to this thug who chose to wear sunglasses even though it was18 degrees and overcast outside that he might want to keep his thoughts to himself.

What many of you may not know is that us "Big Guys" have a Big Guy club, we don't pay dues, but the code is observed across the globe, and rule #1 is.......

Don't ever talk crap about another Big Guy.

Anyways, the guy rolls his eyes at me, and when he did this, I mentioned I was just giving him a little honest grief, but if he wanted to roll his eyes.......

Dude grabbed his box of Milk Duds and scurried into the show hall.

My Blog Post that focuses on this story goes much deeper into detail concerning this moment, but before I digress, let's go back to the parking lot of Snap Fitness.

Finley comments...................

"That story you described, or rather your actions in it, well.....they were like a poem in itself."

Klecko responded......

"Huh?"

"Well when you stood in line, the first thing you did is what all poets should do. you OBSERVED. Next, after the guy made his senseless remarks about Russell Crow, you PONDERED. And when that part of your process was completed.....you PROCLAIMED.

OBSERVE

PONDER

PROCLAIM

I am down with O.P.P.

There I sat, in my bread truck, rushing through scenarios like........

Can you Observe and just move on to proclaiming?

Or can you simply skip the first 2 steps and soley  

Friday, November 30, 2012

Why Poets Don't Become Famous.......

I get it.....

There's not many things worse than a baker telling the entire poetry community about a flaw in their system that nobody seems to notice, but I'm going to take a chance, and risk severing a few potential friendships to shed insight that I am betting will help my friends who love verse.

To start off, this post isn't aimed at those of you who are happy to sit down and write poems for fun, but instead I am talking out loud in front of those poets who harbor asperations of reading in front of large audiences.

Or any audience for that matter.

The Test -

Saturday Night Live

Jay Leno

Conan O'Brian

David Letterman

Every Other Show That Has Held National Swag

If you look at the venues listed overhead and make a list as to who has preformed on these programs, you might come up with something like this..................

Musicians

Actors

Politicians

Acrobats

Athletes

Animal Trainers

Chefs

Tattoo Artists

Etc-Etc

The list goes on, but its not very often, or ever that you'll find poets on these programs.

In a way this boggles me.

It seems wrong.

So after thinking about this for awhile, I rendered my clothes, shaved my head and rubbed ashes on my face as I journeyed into the wasteland to find out......

Why can't poets have commercial succsess?

I would love to tell you about the veil opening and angels hovering above, whispering truth into my ears, but I'm guessing you might not buy that so instead.......

Let me just blurt out the answer.................

PRODUCTION VALUE

That's correct, production value.

Most poets simply don't have any.

Bono has sunglasses

Michael Jordon a basketball and a wicked vertical

Snooki sells sex- flesh -additude and parties

In closing, what I;'m really trying to get across here is, I really love watching poets present live.

Theres nothing I would love more than poetry holding it's own with the other arts.

But when I think how for every literary reading theres 20 concerts, 42 sporting events, 8 cooking demo's.....it makes me wonder if we poets shouldn't discuss how PRODUCTION VALUE creates oppurtunity, because it adds to people entertainment.

I'm not sure I have the answer to how one incorperates production values into poetry, but I am guessing that I am going to start later this month by incorperating a bad a** wardrobe into my set, and adding on from there.

Have a good weekend guys, and if you have thoughts on the topic, I would love to hear them.


Friday, November 9, 2012

Bob Dylan VS Finley

Just the other night I attended the Bob Dylan concert with my wife.

During the intermission I ran into Finley and his son.

In a way it seemed almost surreal.

Mike and I have had, oh I don't know....like maybe a 1/2 million Bob Dylan conversations.

And now.....all these years later, the 3 of us were in the same room.

I didn't know what to expect from Bob at one of his concerts, I had never seen him perform before.

But truth be told, I was kinda surprised that he did "Tangled Up In Blue" for his 4th song of the night, after all....it is not only his greatest song, but in my opinion, the finest song that's ever been recorded.

As I sat back letting all this sink in, I had to smile remembering a conversation that I once had with Mike.....

Klecko - Ya know, what's the odds that 2 of the best songs ever would make it onto the same album?

Finley - Huh?

Klecko - I'm talking about "Blood On The Tracks" since it has both Tangled Up In Blue and Shelter From The Storm.

Finley - Those are both good songs, but I'm not sure they can even be considered as the greatest song ever recorded when they are not even the best song on the album.

Klecko - Huh?

Finley - Just go home and listen to the last song on the album "Bucket Of Tears" and you will know what I'm talking about.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

SEE SEE SEE CRY

So here's the deal, It was last week, I'm sitting around thinking as to whether or not I should head over to the Subtext bookstore for a Saint Paul Almanac show.

This event fell on a Thursday, and Thursday is Project Runway....so now I had to pit my love for Heidi Klum against the Twin Cities literary peeps.

Next I pull out my droid and dial Finley's number, Mike insists I go to the show, and the 2 of us were to meet up across the street at W.A. Frost.

Just before I hung up the phone, I refreshed Finley's memory......

"Don't forget to bring me that Ezra Pound complete works....please."

Tick Tock goes the clock and whoosh...within moments I am pulling open the heavy wooded doors that will let me pass into Saint Paul's most expensive cocktail lounge.

As I sidled up to the bar, I could of swore I saw a ghost....there was Finley leaning forward on his bar stool.

He had a beer in his left hand and a paper back in the right.

This might not seem like much of a deal to you, but if you are a friend of Finley, you can attest to the fact that Mike is never, never ever the first of 2 friends to arrive to a meeting point.

More often than not he slides in with a smirk while you're just ordering your second Stella.

So now that I know that the world is tilted I ask to see the book.

Mike hands it to me.....

THE CONFUCIAN ODES by EZRA POUND

I picked it up, opened it....and all the poems seemed like a Chinese version of J.R.R. Tolkien's Elven poems.

I shrieked in silence.

Now Finley takes the book back, utters blasphemy and then confesses......

"It wasn't the book that I intended to bring, b-u-t.....in some ways maybe that will be to your advantage. This book has one of the most beautiful poems in it of all time.....

THE RIVER MERCHANTS WIFE!

Then my mentor begins thumbing through the book with attitude....

"What the hell? this book doesn't even have a table of contents....I don't know maybe this book isn't all that good, but you know, it wouldn't kill you to study the Chinese poets. Look at this book....Ezra Pound translated the whole thing. Can you imagine that?

And one thing you have to remember about Pound is that he came from the armpit of Idaho. He wasn't connected or a networking genius....but this book probably is."

Then Finley kinda presses the book to his chest and I began to wonder if he truly let me leave with it.

"You know Klecko....the Chinese poets had probably the best formula any poet could use....
SEE SEE SEE CRY."

I took a sip of my beer all slack jawed and continued listening to the master........

"Yeah, those Chinese poets were really cool. SEE SEE SEE CRY, that's how they always did it."

Now Barkeep comes and hands us each another beer without us asking for one.

Finley continued..........

"SEE SEE SEE CRY. When Chinese poets wrote their poems, most often they wrote man to man. Their culture found it more romantic than the standard loves poems that the rest of the world engaged in. Instead one guy would stand on a mountain top and tell this other guy friend how sick he was over the fact that the other friend was leaving the mountain and now the two of them wouldn't be able to participate in their daily routines together.

Most of the times when this is being explained, the poet explaining it is on a horse and his horse stands high in the air and leans back."

Finley actually jumped off the stool to give me the visual....

"And the the friend who would be leaving would wail in sorrow, and he was usually on a horse too, and his horse would neigh like hell."

"SEE SEE SEE CRY" I said.

"Yep" Finley responded. In many ways that's kinda a theme that you try to write with.

I looked at my cell phone to see how much time was left before the show started.

The Barkeep brought our tab and strategically set it down right between Finley and I.

With the hands of a Ninja.....Mike slid the tab in front of me and swung around.

As he made his way across the bar, he announced it one more time for everybody to hear.....

"SEE SEE SEE CRY."


Sunday, August 19, 2012

Grant Writer or Rock Star?

I'm sure there are an infinite amount of camps that you could put poets in.

But from my limited observations....I've only found two.

The first would be the academic poet.

These people write grants, receive funding, and then go into the world and preach whatever gospel it is that they want to preach.

However....the one thing I've found interesting about grant writing poets is that many of them recycle their same set...over-and over.

Last February I saw a woman who fit into this camp.

She is a brilliant mind,she works at a University, but over the course of 5 or 6 weeks, I saw her read at 3 different venues, and at each one of these events.....she read the same material.

OK, I know many of you will say it is important for a poet tour their new work, but c'mon......

Poet's are still poets, and even when U2 tours a new album, they comprise a new set list most nights.

Finley on the other hand would be a good example of a rock star poet.

By Klecko definition, a "R.S.P." is a poet that doesn't write grants, their work isn't beholding to somebodies money. They just enter into the most interesting hallways life has to offer.

I mean lets face it, as a poet.....where will you find more inspiration, where will you witness the things worthy of your attention... at school, in an office......or in the ditch? LOL

Typically the R.S.P. is flawed, rough around the edges, but when they hit the stage and step up to the podium, you just don't know what you are going to get.

In all the years I've watched Finley read, I don't know if I've ever heard him read the same poem twice.

How confident is that?

How liberating and cool is that?

Academic poets are OK.....and I not trying to convince anyone to hate on them, truth be told....if somebody dangled a pay check in front of Finley or myself, we'd quit are jobs tomorrow.

But the message I am trying to share today is, there is a difference in writing poems and being a poet.

A rock star poet would simply dread having to reread the same topics.

 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Hemingway says of Ezra Pound

He gets his friends in magazines, and out of jail.

What a great quote.

If Finley Died Today......................

Leave it to Finley.

First he vanishes, not just from our city......but to where....Canada?

Then after a couple of weeks doing whatever he is doing there, he headed straight to Wyoming or Idaho, someplace like that to do more vacation stuff with his family.

I don't begrudge a guy or cutting loose and stretching his legs.

In fact I recently read a list issued by the Dali lama where he said one good way to experience personal growth was to visit a region you have never been to, one time every year.

Like I said...I get that, but Saint Paul w/o Finley is like going over to your Grandmothers house.

The Grandma that lives in an apartment filled with old people so there's nobody to play with.

Then knowing that you're bored out of your mind, she scrounges up a coloring book for you to play with, but then she apologizes cuz she can't remember where she put those blasted color crayons.

So now she hands you a blue Bic ballpoint pen and tells you........

"Knock yourself out kid."

Thats what Saint Paul w/o Finley is like, a coloring book and a pen.

I know it's only been like 3 weeks, but 3 weeks is a long time in my world.

Then one morning, a Thursday, the day I see Finley drinking coffee with Brian Horrigan,  He wasn't there, and then I thought.....

OMG - If Finley dies one day, years before me......who will I discuss poetry with.

I could discuss it with you peeps, but no offense... it wouldn't even be 1/2 as  much fun.

Well Mike, if you stay alive, and come back to Minnesota, I can show you the poems I've written in your absence.

Here's one that I finished earlier today, and I really like it, not a little, but a lot.

That's another reason it sucks to have Finley out of the Capitol City.....who will tell us all what we need to do to improve our poems? LOL

I miss you friendo - enjoy
 
Skulls & Airports
  
I took the wrong turn off

I cut through the airport

I got to the place where you drop travelers off

I almost drove by, but then I saw an old man

Embracing a woman that may have been his wife

Their moment of separation was touching

Touching enough to turn off the ignition

And watch people separate from one another

On a sidewalk that offered

Departure to each corner of the globe

If you stand in one place

Engulfed in this mob

You’ll witness people exercising emotions

Ranging from despair to elation

I only stayed 7 minutes

People are flawed

People are stupid

They disappoint

And seldom deserve trust

But if you stand outside an airport

Where people send those that they love away

It might be just enough to give you hope

It did for me


Saturday, August 11, 2012

The 12 Winners (KPV State Fair Poems)

One day I was sitting with Finley in his kitchen, and somehow we had an idea that we should sponser a poetry contest for the State Fair.

We decided that since the venue I would be working from would be a Demo Kitchen, that perhaps the poems should focus around food.

Finley usually isn't big on rules, but he did suggest that we limit each contestant to 3 submissions, none of which should have more than 100 words.

Oh yeah....the entire contest took place on Facebook.

Here you go, submitted in no particular order are the winning 12.

#1 -

JoyandDubblex Leftow

 Apples in Seatlle

I smell like an apple
Today just for you
Only you're not here so I

Smell my apple scent
Myself and imagine you
Smell it instead of I

#2 -

Jana Anima

To know the melon's soul, choose
The large knife, the heavy blade
With swift stroke, a rupture of the dull globe

Two suns that wobble
And slosh, their slippery afterbirths ready to spill
From the hollows of their bellies

You will think you see it, pulsing in that blaze
Of fruited orange. But its all show
And dazzle. You cannot see the melon's soul.

You will not know it until the moment it
Explodes upon your tongue.

#3 -

Ethna McKiernan

Untitled

She loved that stove, high backed,
Black, old, the one she's written poems
On forever, gas, not electric. her neighbors
Worried she would burn the kitchen down

So many papers, so many words
No casserole to speak of
The boys were young, but even after
She could afford a desk

She persisted in the kitchen
Writing, dreaming, At ease
With spices to her left, the notebook
To her right, the harmony of writing at the stove

#4 -

Kim Ode

At The Great Get-Together

The concession stands in Heaven
Have nothing on the Fair
While ascended souls from Nevada
Or Kentucky, or New Hampshire
Marvel at bags of warm tollhouse

Ears of butter-drenched corn
And pikes of deep fried candy bars
Minnesotans who have passed on
Silently give thanks
For pockets no longer lined with sticky change

#5 -

Jeannie Piekos

Sunday Dinner

After mom left him
My dad began to cook
It was 1969

Man had walked on the moon
America survivied three days of peace and music
Richard Nixon was President

And my father made Chicken Cacciatore
He cleaved the breast from back, thigh from leg

He stirred and stewed then took me to church
Where I contemplated
The transformation of father

With shrimp cocktail to begin
We sat down to dinner
I peeled back the hard pink shell

Finally understanding the sacrament
For here in my father's kitchen
Was resurrection

Redemption and, best of all
Communion

#6 -

Susan Koefod

Free Samples

Vivian pitches the pleated sample cups
in the Pardeeville Piggly Wiggly,
Her hair net jaunty over her perky perm

This week it's salmon with slivered almonds
And harissa-smothered sirloin
Though Viv's quick to say that the the sirloin's a dollar off
And salmon's half price
She never pushes the hard sell

So there's no need to scurry off after slurping your sample
Because Vivian lives for that guilty look you give
When you help yourself to seconds

#7 -

Tim Nolan

Roasted Chicken

I'm writing on the cutting board after
One hour of the Amish chicken roasting in the oven

How can I say this other than directly
He is beautiful, brown and still cooking here

On the cutting board, he's so beautiful, all fat
In the breast, his legs sticking out, I salted him

All over, upside and down, in the dark cavity of him
The salt draws in the moisture of him

Praise be to his absent little brain, his beak
His pecking intentions for the bit of grain, I'm sorry

But hungry, writing here in red ink
The splotched grease of him, smeared here with my words

#8 -

MaryAnn Franta Moenick

Egg

This dream has no wings
Keep it warm

#9 -

Loren Niemi

Soup

The circumference of the world is no bigger
Than this bowl, nor the stars any further
Than the length of this spoon

The sun embracing summer is no warmer
Than love, even that of wife, mother, father
Or children any less filling than this soup

#10 -

Erin Boylan

Yin Bread Yang

This morning I burnt the bottom
Of something I was cooking up

While the top stayed golden
And the rest laid charred

Neither crumbled in the flip

#11 -

N.M. Kelby

Dinner in Havana

The orange blossem air is little consolation; the kitchen does not want you.
The stove turns the other cheek.
Oysters here are salty pearls. Mangoes bleed pink sugar.
The word "hot dish" cannot be translated - no one is sorry for that.
After rum, and more rum, small spiny lobsters marinate in sour orange and garlic.
Black beans and amethyst. Annatto bleeds saffron into the rice.
Outside, peacocks shed their iridescent plumage without poetry.
Nothing here needs you for its beauty, and there is mercy in that.
The ravenous crchids thrive in the salt air alone.

#12 -

Julie Wheeler

Good Gravy

Some were impressed
When water turned into wine
Not me

Water and wine into gravy
That's the miracle, performed yearly

Three days and three nights
From roasting to ressurrection
Lesser cooks lose faith
Or never had any
Or resort to a flavor packet

I draw a faithful crowd
Giving thanks and praise
Renouncing their low-fat ways for the good-good gravy
Only the bird is sad to be invited
But his sacrifice serves us all

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Marilyn Monroe VS Jim Morrison

I don't know if I've ever met anybody who didn't think Jim Morrison was cool.

I sure do.

As a teenager, I had his American Poet poster hanging in my bedroom.

It was my thought that this would raise my street cred, and chicks would dig me.

But how good was Morrison's poetry.

To be honest.....I find it to be droll.

I am going to speak for Finley, w/o speaking to Finley, but I'm pretty sure he would say something like...........

"Jim wasn't a bad guy. some of his music was fun, however....his poetry seemed a little shallow. Too much of it was a spotlight shing on himself......"

I don't know, maybe you like Lizard Kings and fire.....but as I get older.

I don't want to hear your bullsh** neurosis, I just want to cut to the quick and spy in on the things that really jump start your mind and heart.

Just recently a book of Marilyn Monroe's poems in progress was released.

I really enjoyed her honesty.

This coveted sex goddess wasn't trying to get your attention, in fact just the opposite.

I think she was trying to run from herself.

Here is just one of several portions i read that I kind of enjoyed................
Oh damn I wish that I were
dead — absolutely nonexistent –
gone away from here — from
everywhere but how would I do it
There is always bridges — the Brooklyn
bridge
– no not the Brooklyn Bridge
because
But I love that bridge (everything is beautiful from there and the air is so clean) walking it seems
peaceful there even with all those
cars going crazy underneath. So
it would have to be some other bridge
an ugly one and with no view — except
I particularly like in particular all bridges — there’s some-
thing about them and besides these I’ve
never seen an ugly bridge

Anyways, I almost always pick girls over boys, but if you would like to voice your opinion.....I'm listening.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

EIGHT

Finley Says...............

A fortunate writer will have 8 people who review their work on a somewhat constant basis.

6 of these people should know nothing about writing. They should simply reveal whether or not they enjoyed what you wrote.

2 of the people should be writers. These people will focus on the technical aspect of what you are doing.

So after hearing this Klecko asks Finley.....

"Why wouldn't a guy just ask 8 writers to review his work?"

Finley was silent.

Then he laughed.

"Because writers are mean people by nature. They don't have it in them to be encouraging. Most writers will tear your confidence to shreds, if you give them the chance."

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Ezra Pound - For or Against

There was a point in my poetry career when I had Ezra Pound hair.

Girls liked it...that is until I said....

"I have Ezra Pound hair."

Most people think his skill set was diminished by the fact that he held some odd prejudices, but Finley said....

"Ezra Pound was just F*****G crazy, and what poets can truly say they are not?"

Finley also went on to inform me.....

"Ezra Pound was the master of boiling topics down. He would write a poem and start off by removing letters, then words, and finally...paragraphs."

This advise, this method is making me a stronger writer, and I will admit...since I shaved the Ezra Pound hair, my modeling gigs have been cut in 1/2.

Have a good weekend y'all.
 

Friday, July 20, 2012

The Lazy Poet Test? (Do You Dare 2 Take It?)

Earlier today I asked Finley?

What are you going to write this weekend.

Mike sloshed a response around in his brain before answering......

"I dunno, maybe some prose."

Now I realize he is the Master, and I am the servant, but I have to tell you guys something.......

I've learned a thing or two from observing poets that are past 50 years of age.

Whenever they talk about prose, what they are really saying is.....

"I'm tired, I want to take a nap. I don't have the energy to create a poem."

I imagine that it isn't the poets body that fails them as much as the inspiration.

After all, if you are a poet, and have lived over a 1/2 century, wouldn't you think that you've written about all of the epic experiences you have encountered by now?

That's why it's important, especially for "seasoned" poets to give themselves assignments.

Finley recently challenged us to come up with a poem that will inspire people. A poem that is centered in doing good, or being good, knowing that their is no reward for that.

Prose is so easy to write.

It is just telling a story or listing observations in chronological or numerical order.

Go to any Irish Pub in Saint Paul and I'll bet you find 200 Micks slurring prose over a mug and a cig.

Prose is storytelling, and in my opinion, nobody does this better than the Irish.

But poems are works of art, aren't they?

The problem with poems though is for every poem that is wonderful, you'll find 9 that are trash.

But back at the bar, everyone of those "Prose" conversations are actually interesting.

People don't think to often when they write prose, they just let words come off of their fingertips.

Most of the time, the words fall natural.

But a poem has to be conquered.

The muse doesn't just give you a poem, not a good one at least.

A real poem only comes into being if you wrestle it like Jacob wrestled God....and I think he broke a bone in that scrum, didn't he?

Anyways, there really is nothing harder that executing a wonderful poem.

Your mind has to be rested, sharp.

Your body has to be nimble and fed.

Most poets carry a work in their mind for a spell, just as a woman carries her child in the womb.

There is always pain before the birth though huh?

Did you know that most of the world top chess players work out 2-3 hours everyday?

To create from the mind, the body has to be in tune......so no Plop Ass with a beer in one hand, and a TV remote in the other will reach their objectives.

So young poets, remember.......when the older poets say they are currently working on prose, dismiss yourself....they really want to take a nap.

 




Monday, July 16, 2012

A Quick Question?????

I know when you subit photo's for books, often times publishers suggest not to use photo's with clothing that would "date" the work.

How does this apply to poems in your opinion.

The following poem you are about to read to place on a very specific day.

Will the poem lose its meaning when years pass and future generations don't understand the moment at hand?

Just read the poem please, and give me your honest thoughts?

Breakfast in Nebraska

On the first day that Joe's Cafe
Hung a big screen TV from their wall
All of the customers watched CNN

There was a special presentation
Of the Diamond Jubilee
Where the Queen floated down the Thames
On a royal barge, red & gold

1000 vessels followed
There was 14 miles of Union Jack bunting
And a belfry boat glided close behind
Mimicking Big Ben's ring tones as they passed

When the waitress returned
She became caught up in the fanfare
And placed her order pad onto the table
While informing all her customers

"You won't see that in Omaha!"

Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Spiderman Rule

A little while ago, I was talking to Finley.....

About a State Fair poetry contest he and I are sponsoring.

The rules are pretty simple, your poems are to be 100 words or less, have some kind of connection to food, and if your poem has the ability to make the judges laugh, or even smile....you get bonus points for that.

With that said, some of the entries submitted were very dark.

I realize that poems sometimes need to be edgy, but  from my observation, I am finding that a lot of my cities poets seem to prefer to focus on themes that are dank and morose.

When I ran this by Finley, he didn't disagree......

"Ya Know" he said "I think what poets should do is try to capture the feeling that I got during the scene in Spiderman 2, when Peter Parker was trying to save that subway. Remember when his mask was pulled off, and everybody realized this hero who was fighting for the city was just a kid?"

Now I can hear it in Mikes voice, he was getting choked up over a scene from a comic book film.

"I just think that if more writers kept this in mind, that the world is filled with people like Spiderman, who go out of their way to help, and better situations with no regard for themselves...can you imagine how inspired we'd become."

At the same moment, I was becoming moved myself, and I know the whole thing seems sappy, but there really is something wonderful about the faith we plug into throughout our youth, and I think both Mike and and were free enough during our childhood to allow ourselves to become as vulnerable as our hero's featured in the Marvel comic strips.

With that said, if you are reading this, i respectfully would ask you to consider making your next writing project focus on delivering others hope. 

Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Book, The Blood...My Poem

Tomorrow I am on vacation.

I am taking my wife to Custard State Lodge (South Dakota).

When I go with my wife, I let her choose our days events, but as Finley has always taught me....vacations are great for writing poems.

I have a clip board and a pen.

But I also love to read a book on vacation.

But not just ...a book, but...."A BOOK" something epic.

I'll tell you which book I chose, but first let me tell you how I chose it.

The bakery was savage this week.

We had outside temps of well over 100 several times this week.

With 6 commercial ovens roaring, it was well over 125 degrees.

Equipment broke

People got sick

People got scared

People quit

When you get into prolonged torture, you grow to accept it, and do your best to adapt.

Anyways....here is a poem I wrote about it.....

124 DEGREES -

With two hours before sunrise
The last baker enters the break room
Joining a crew, soaked and faded
Their shift hasn’t started

Condensation on windows
And Gatorade puddles
Serve as warnings
That this won’t be a day for talking

In silence they wait
Listening to the compressors
Wheezing for air, on the other side
Of the Oven Rooms door

Each considers leaving
But fears being the first
To turn tail
While their brothers face the dragon

Only years later will they realize
Why they had to carry on
It wasn’t for themselves
But each other


The End

Finley sent words of encouragement towards me after reading this and told me he enjoyed the poem, and then he reflected and mentioned how it is EZ for office folks to forget the beauty of vocations where your life / health is on the line.

"Danny, you need to read Christ in Concrete. It is written by a man, an Italian immigrant who is a brick layer in NYC. He makes sky scrapers. You hear how glorious the process is, but it comes at a cost. People get their skulls crushed in this book."


I knew I must have this book, but when I went online...it was written a billion years ago.


I called 4 local bookstores....


Nobody had it.


I posted on Facebook, a girlio said she found a copy in Coon Rapids. 


Coon Rapids is 27 minutes from my house.


For me to travel that far is like you going to Peru.


So I called Finley after work this morning, asked him if it was worth the drive....


Finley grunted and answered my question with a question.....


"Is any book worth a 27 minute drive?" Then he laughed.....


"I mean...will I love it I asked?"


"I don't know asked Finley....did you love the movie the Bicycle Thief?"

Low Blow.....he knows that movie changed my life.

Needless to say....I went to Coon Rapids.

I will report on the book when I get back.

I hope you liked my poem.

Monday, July 2, 2012

The Biggest Mistake Poets Make

So I call Finley tonight to listen to a poem I'm working on. Who knows....if I catch him in the right mood, maybe he'll want to collaborate.

He tells me to read the poem, I do......and within 4 seconds the critique begins.

"Isn't this based on a blog post you wrote recently?" he asks.

"Yes" I confess with embarrassment, because I know where this conversation is going....

"There is prose, and there is poetry" Finley reminds me "and if people would just remember that most items were meant to be used as prose...there would be far less shi*** poetry" Mike says as he laughs.

I knew this, then I forgot it because I flattered myself to believe that I could turn anything into a poem.

"Remember how much we both loved Dylan's CHRONICLES - VOLUME #1 book?" Mike asked.

"Why did we like it so much? I think that book was far more generous than all of Dylan's poems combined. Bob is/was wise enough to know that poems should be written sparingly."

Now I tried to redeem myself from falling in such an obvious trap........

"Yeah, we should only write poems to express love right?"

Then Mike pauses for a bit......

"Maybe, yes maybe you are right. As long as you realize that love is broad and can cover many topics. I mean your poem.... Dan it wasn't generous. It was boiled down. Why do you think everybody hates Ezra Pound? That's what he did.He boiled topics down so much nobody knew what the hell he was talking about. But I would agree that many poems are written by self serving devils."

I pause before asking..........

"HUH?"

"Well look at Nicole Kidman." Finley says.....

"Basically she is just a devil. What has she really done from a creative point of view? I think she is just kinda a devil that takes up space so you can't inhabit it. And that's what so many poems do when they are written. They serve no purpose if they don't sweep you off your feet. Yeah....stay with your fireball concept. Write about things you love if you want to write poems, otherwise.....just stick to your blogs."

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Finley VS Jesus (and a French poem)

Just yesterday I started a 3rd and final Blog site entitled "Church of the Warsaw Saints".

If "Last American Baker" deals with the palate, and "Poets are Lame (and other things Mike Finley taught me) deals with the heart.....

Well I guess my final Blog is going to target the soul.

Anyways, yesterday Finley see's my newest revelation on a Facebook site, it actually looks pretty decadent LOL. I super imposed a picture of myself holding a picture of JP2 over an ancient Polish shrine located inside a cathedral.

I have every confidence that God is smirking at my P.O.V.

Anyways, several hours pass, and I get a post from Finley that he won't be able to travel down the road with me on this concept.

At this point in his life God seems to be a tenuous topic for him.

So several more hours pass, and I am sitting in the parking lot of Snap Fitness (it was treadmill day) and I decide to call Finley real quick from my bread truck.

A tired and confused voice answers my call, as usual, I've interupted Master Yoda from an early evening nap....

"Hello, Mike Finley." he says

"Blessing and pardons upon you brother, 3-2-1, you have been absolved from my newest blog." I say

Then there is a brief silence before Mike asks his next question...

"So what made you pull the plug on the other 2 Blogs to cover religion?"

Oh-Oh, there must have been a misunderstanding, I informed Mike that CHURCH OF THE WARSAW SAINTS was a third Blog installment that wasn't bumping the others, but was in addition to them.

Even though there was silence on the other end....I could hear him smiling before responding.....

"Good, I would hate for my thoughts to rank behind those of Jesus."

Then we both began to howl with laughter.

Eventhough Finley has fired God, I have not.

I have every confidence that God is smirking at his P.O.V.

With that said, let me leave you with a masterpiece that Finley wrote while in Paris.

It is called.....

RUE ANDRE BARACQ

You couldn't sleep and the cats in the courtyard
Could tell you were a tourist
And poured a cinema of deprivation
Into every plantive yowl

Did you know what it was to be homeless
Without a dish to call ones own
Without a calf to lean into and vibrate

And this clamor continues for hours
Until you understand existentialism
Because everywhere you go people

In this city restore themselves by morning
While you lie awake fretting
About the mobs of faceless
And the general strike

Animals who should not even be
if the country had a spaying program
Or a wheelchair ramp
Or an elevator to the loading platform

The unintended offspring of the night
lean into their crutches and mewl
And this is the way Paris is

A city of battered beautifuls
The gorgeous and the gaunt
And never more mighty at the base
Than the heft of a kittens paw

Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Most Important Poetry Topic Is?????

You've heard me say it a million times.

Finley will read my poems, yours poems, and before he even begins to offer up an opinion, Mike likes to qualify what he has just read....

"The poet just left me with a present here." or on the otherside of the coin "This guy didn'y have his audience in mind when writing this. He just had a need to shine a spotlight on himself."

So if that is the case, what does Finley write about?

The question is complex. I have read a 1/2 century of his work, and his themes have varied, but in the last 5 years I've noticed his focus has pointed to nature, expectations...but mostly family.

Switch gears with me here for a second now.......

So just the other day I get an e-mail from Saint Paul's own Poet Laureate Carol Connolly.

And at the bottom of the mailing was an attachments that that let "Creepers" like me stare into a site where Poet Laureates send each other ideas, encouragment and poems.

One of these poems talked about families, and the first person of thought about while reading this was Finley.

OK, hush up for just a sec and give this a quick look-see.



by Dorianne Laux, who lives and teaches in Oregon.



Family Stories

I had a boyfriend who told me stories about his family,
how an argument once ended when his father
seized a lit birthday cake in both hands
and hurled it out a second-story window. That,
I thought, was what a normal family was like: anger
sent out across the sill, landing like a gift
to decorate the sidewalk below. In mine
it was fists and direct hits to the solar plexus,
and nobody ever forgave anyone. But I believed
the people in his stories really loved one another,
even when they yelled and shoved their feet
through cabinet doors, or held a chair like a bottle
of cheap champagne, christening the wall,
rungs exploding from their holes.
I said it sounded harmless, the pomp and fury
of the passionate. He said it was a curse
being born Italian and Catholic and when he
looked from that window what he saw was the moment
rudely crushed. But all I could see was a gorgeous
three-layer cake gliding like a battered ship
down the sidewalk, the smoking candles broken, sunk
deep in the icing, a few still burning.
 
The End -
 
Whatta ya think?
 
Pretty cool huh?
 

 

The Wisest Advice Ever Given is,,,,,

"If we all made fools of ourselves, we would remain friends forever."

Mike Finley

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Is Robert Bly a Good Poet?

Earlier this evening, I spent a 1/2 hour in the basement of Half Price Books, poking through poetry books.

I ended up walking out with a smile pile and went home to read them.

The NBA finals were on, and I've been pulling for Lebron to get his ring, after all...it's his 3rd attempt.

So I didn't want to get too engrossed in my late night studies.

When I got to the Robert Bly book (entitled The Night Abraham Called To The Stars), I kinda had to chuckle.

I know Mr. Bly is from my home state of Minnesota, and that he was a major player in the poetry world.

But I'm only 48, so for me to act as if I get him, or understand his vibe would be a lot like the time I watched Karate Kid with my son.

I hadn't seen the movie in a long time, but I gave it a huge build up.

My teenage kid wasn't all that enthused to watch this flick, but then I reminded him how if he hadn't listened to his fathers wisdom.....he would have never experienced Cool Hand Luke.

He has the movie poster in his room, and even takes it to college each fall.

So I slip the disc in and while Daniel-Son is doing that wax-on wax-off stuff my kid says.....

"Dad, are you serious? That kid is a pansy. He can't fight, and he's wearing white pants that are way to tight. His "Junk" is bulging, it should be illegal to make me watch this stuff.

I turned the disc off immediately, my kid was right on every account.

Something carry into the next generation better than other, however...Ralph Macchio just isn't one of them.

So I pick up my phone, call Finley and tell him how I just bought THE NIGHT ABRAHAM CALLED TO THE STARS and he mentioned that it was a good book.

But then I asked the question every time I begin reading a poets work for the first time.....

"Do we love him, or hate him?"
*I ask the same about female poets as well......

Now I'm sure some of you folks are thinking.....

"What a dolt, why not read him for yourself and draw your own conclusion?"

Yeah, you have a point, but part of having a mentor is milking their opinion so you can expedite your own LOL,

So let me back up and repeat......

"Finley, do we or or hate Bly?"

Most of the times Mike will roll his eyes, tolerate my questions, and if I catch him in the right mood, sometimes he'll even drop a hate bomb here or there, but tonight he answered with something like......

"What is a poet? A poet has to have something to say right? Allen Ginsberg was a good writer, but what did he say? I think his thoughts just kind of floated around. A poet....a real poet, or at least the poets I respect have to have been through the fire.

If they have, then they really have something of value to share with their audience.

You should check out Wilfred Owen.

He was a World War One soldier who wrote poems about things he witnessed on the battlefield."

So basically when you are the pupil, you should not leave your wondering to supposition.

I think that was my Zen Masters way to tell me to assess Bly's work myself, and see if any of his writings present a gift to me, instead of himself.

But also I think he's telling me to shut up and check out that bad a** poet he digs from a hundred years back.....the soldier cat.

Alright-Alright, I might be annoying, but I'm doing my work.

Check this piece out.......

I Saw His Round Mouth's Crimson

I saw his round mouth's crimson deepen as it fell,
Like a Sun, in his last deep hour;
Watched the magnificent recession of farewell,
Clouding, half gleam, half glower,
And a last splendor burn the heavens of his cheek.
And in his eyes
The cold stars lighting, very old and bleak,
In different skies.

Wilfred Owen

The End,

Pretty cool stuff, and with that said.....stay tuned and somewhere down the road, I'll give you a take on the Famous Mr. Bly from a post hippie perspective.



Thursday, June 14, 2012

When Finley Wins His Nobel Prize

Take a second to read this article from the New York Times, and then we'll talk a little later.


Wislawa Szymborska, Nobel-Winning Polish Poet, Dies at 88
By RAYMOND H. ANDERSON
Published: February 1, 2012

Wislawa Szymborska, a gentle and reclusive Polish poet who won the 1996 Nobel Prize in Literature, died on Wednesday in Krakow, Poland. She was 88.
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Wislawa Szymborska with her Nobel Prize medal in 1996.

The cause was lung cancer, said David A. Goldfarb, the curator of literature and humanities at the Polish Cultural Institute in New York, a diplomatic mission of the Polish Embassy.

Ms. Szymborska (pronounced vees-WAH-vah shim-BOR-ska) had a relatively small body of work when she received the Nobel, the fifth Polish or Polish-born writer to have done so since the prize was created in 1901. Only about 200 of her poems had been published in periodicals and thin volumes over a half-century, and her lifetime total was something less than 400.

The Nobel announcement surprised Ms. Szymborska, who had lived an intensely private life. “She was kind of paralyzed by it,” said Clare Cavanagh, who, with Stanislaw Baranczak, translated much of Ms. Szymborska’s work into English.

“Her friends called it the ‘Nobel tragedy,’ ” Dr. Cavanagh, a professor of literature at Northwestern University, said in an interview on Wednesday. “It was a few years before she wrote another poem.”

Ms. Szymborska lived most of her life in modest conditions in the old university city of Krakow, working for the magazine Zycie Literackie (Literary Life). She published a thin volume of her verse every few years.

She was popular in Poland, which tends to make romantic heroes of poets, but she was little known abroad. Her poems were clear in topic and language, but her playfulness and tendency to invent words made her work hard to translate.

Much of her verse was contemplative, but she also addressed death, torture, war and, strikingly, Hitler, whose attack on Poland in 1939 started World War II in Europe. She depicted him as an innocent — “this little fellow in his itty-bitty robe” — being photographed on his first birthday.

Ms. Szymborska began writing in the Socialist Realist style. The first collection of what some have called her Stalinist period, “That’s What We Live For,” appeared in 1952, followed two years later by another ideological collection, “Questions Put to Myself.”

Years later she told the poet and critic Edward Hirsch: “When I was young I had a moment of believing in the Communist doctrine. I wanted to save the world through Communism. Quite soon I understood that it doesn’t work, but I’ve never pretended it didn’t happen to me.

“At the very beginning of my creative life I loved humanity. I wanted to do something good for mankind. Soon I understood that it isn’t possible to save mankind.”

By 1957, she had renounced both Communism and her early poetry. Decades later, she was active in the Solidarity movement’s struggle against Poland’s Communist government. During a period of martial law, imposed in 1981, she published poems under a pseudonym in the underground press.

She insisted that her poetry was personal rather than political. “Of course, life crosses politics,” she said in an interview with The New York Times after winning the Nobel in 1996. “But my poems are strictly not political. They are more about people and life.”

Ms. Szymborska “looks at things from an angle you would never think of looking at for yourself in a million years,” Dr. Cavanagh said on the day of the Nobel announcement. She pointed to “one stunning poem that’s a eulogy.”

“It’s about the death of someone close to her that’s done from the point of view of the person’s cat,” she said.

That poem, “Cat in an Empty Apartment,” as translated by Dr. Cavanagh and Mr. Baranczak, opens:

Die — You can’t do that to a cat.

Since what can a cat do

in an empty apartment?

Climb the walls?

Rub up against the furniture?

Nothing seems different here,

but nothing is the same.

Nothing has been moved,

but there’s more space.

And at nighttime no lamps are lit.

Footsteps on the staircase,

but they’re new ones.

The hand that puts fish on the saucer

has changed, too.

Something doesn’t start

at its usual time.

Something doesn’t happen

as it should. Someone was always, always here,

then suddenly disappeared

and stubbornly stays disappeared.

Wislawa Szymborska was born on July 2, 1923, near Poznan, in western Poland. When she was 8, her family moved to Krakow. During the Nazi occupation, she went to a clandestine school, risking German punishment, and later studied literature and sociology at the prestigious Jagiellonian University in Krakow.

Her marriage to the poet Adam Wlodek ended in divorce. Her companion, the writer Kornel Filipowicz, died in 1990. She had no children, and no immediate family members survive.

Czeslaw Milosz, the Polish exile who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1980, said of Ms. Szymborska’s Nobel selection: “She’s a shy and modest person, and for her it will be a terrible burden, this prize. She is very reticent in her poetry also. This is not a poetry where she reveals her personal life.”

Her work did, however, reveal sympathy for others — even the biblical figure who looked back at Sodom and turned into a pillar of salt. Ms. Szymborska speculated in the opening lines of “Lot’s Wife” on why she looked back:

They say I looked back out of curiosity,

but I could have had other reasons.

I looked back mourning my silver bowl.

Carelessly, while tying my sandal strap.

So I wouldn’t have to keep staring at the righteous nape

Of my husband Lot’s neck.

From the sudden conviction that if I dropped dead

He wouldn’t so much as hesitate.

From the disobedience of the meek.

Checking for pursuers.

Struck by the silence, hoping God had changed his mind.

Her last book to be translated, “Here,” was published in the United States last year. Reviewing it for The New York Review of Books, the poet Charles Simic noted that Ms. Szymborska “often writes as if on an assigned subject,” examining it in depth. He added: “If this sounds like poetry’s equivalent of expository writing, it is. More than any poet I can think of, Szymborska not only wants to create a poetic state in her readers, but also to tell them things they didn’t know before or never got around to thinking about.”

In her Nobel lecture, Ms. Szymborska joked about the life of poets. Great films can be made of the lives of scientists and artists, she said, but poets offer far less promising material.

“Their work is hopelessly unphotogenic,” she said. “Someone sits at a table or lies on a sofa while staring motionless at a wall or ceiling. Once in a while this person writes down seven lines, only to cross out one of them 15 minutes later, and then another hour passes, during which nothing happens. Who could stand to watch this kind of thing?”

Paul Vitello contributed reporting.

End Of Story..................

OK, I'm back,

First Off, Finley loves to talk about poets and history of poets.

However....most of the time these people he adores are Irish or American, but I want to throw a Pollack into the conversation.

This Wislawa chick was pretty cool huh?

I dig her piece about the cat in an apartment with a dead body.

I would never think to write about this, it sounds more like an Alice Cooper song, but anyways......as I read about this poet, I chuckled when the other poet said the Nobel would ruin Wislawa, and how she would cower into the shadows.

LOL...Finley wouldn't.

If Mike Finley won the Nobel......he'd do everything from socializing with the worlds most acclaimed writers (to help them along of course) to hosting Saturday Night Live.

Can't you see him with his hands tucked into the pockets of his jean jacket and announcing.....

"Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome back....Aerosmith"

The more I get to know writers, not individually, but as a collective whole, it makes me appreciate how fortunate I am to have such a reckless rebel as a mentor.

Like many writers, Mike is sensitive, you'll never hear him describe himself as bulletproof, but evening knowing that about himself....

He puts himself in the direct line of fire, like 9 times every day.

You would NEVER find Finley cower after winning an opportunity.

He would milk it for every ounce of marrow he could.

I want to be like that too.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

In Front of the Curtain with Cecil

Mike Finley has recently had a vision.

The thing that makes me chuckle is most people get visions from God,Angels or Drugs......

But Finley's main insiprations typically come from his own mind.

He's never told me this, but I think the thing he values most is ideas that make him smirk.

Recently Mike has been using social media to pimp an idea of his call "LIEF".

Lief is going to be an online magazine that (and in the following description is my own and not his) will be embraced by the weak, weary, socially retarded and unloved.

So yes.....basically it will be a platform for poets and writers.

Mike confessed to me that recently he's been thinking how blessed he has been by the many writers that have shown his kindness and encouragement of the years, and now he wants to be in a position to give back.

"Yeah, I don't even know if I'll even submit anything to my own publication" he says....

"In fact, I'll just kinda be like Cecil B. Demille during the 10 Commandments. Remember how he just smiles and looks important smooshing his hands together, while wearing that tuxedo and standing in front of that inpressive curtain. However..(Finley laughs) my fear is that I'll look more like Daddy Warbucks.

But I really would like to assist serious, up and coming writings with technique and a platform."

I've seen some of the prototypes on Mike Finley's Facebook page, and I gotta tell ya, I think this should be a solid concept.

If you get a chance, why not submit something.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

The Different Madonna's

My wife is nice.

I like her.

She doesn't ask for much.

So when she does, I like to make it so.

Recently she became engrossed in a conversation with my daughter (while we were visiting the kid in Omaha) and the 2 began talking about how fun it would be to see the Madonna concert in November.

I knew as my wife and daughter discussed this that it would never happen.....the reason being that they are...how do I say this nicely?

They are both kinda cheap.

Sure they really wanted to go, b-u-t....perhaps it wasn't practical.

Anyways, I went down to the Excel Center box office and the "ticket guy" kinda chuckled when I said I wanted to tix for the Madonna show.

He wasn't a complete dick about it, he was just kinda surprised.

So I get the tickets, slide them into my pocket, and as I walked outside I thought to myself.......

Doesn't Finley have a wonder column about Madonna?

Well maybe not the same Madonna but...............

Submitted for your enjoyment....


"Bathtub Madonna"

by Michael Finley

Computer User Columnist

I noticed the other day that a neighbor had removed his statue of the Madonna from his bathtub shrine.

If you do not know what a bathtub shrine is, it is a shrine, generally Catholic, in which a statue, usually of Mary, sits in an alcove created by an old clawfoot bathtub sunk about half its length in dirt.

The impression one gets, looking at a bathtub shrine, is of the beatific statuette surrounded by an elliptical white aura, made of hard porcelain, hopefully without an etched gray ring.

In this case, it seemed to me that the statue might have been taken in for the winter. Ceramics crack easily in subzero temperatures, and nothing is less edifying than a holy figure exploded across an arctic lawn.

At the same time, seeing the shrine empty left me feeling empty -- that our intercessor had been taken in for the duration, and we would have to fend for ourselves until spring. Some intercessor, that can't withstand a little cold.

I know something about Mary, because I attended a minor seminary in 1963-64, at the time of the Second Vatican Council, the Kennedy assassination, and the Beatles appearing on Ed Sullivan. Every morning we rose at 5:30 to pray on hard kneelers before a statue of Mary. Our school was run by the Society of Mary, or Marists. I was 13 years old.

But even there, I would not rate the cult of Mary as being very intense, except among a couple of the prefects, who were awfully Italian and had that shiny-cheeked expression of fervent mama's boys. We said the rosary, and we honored her as the mother of the savior, but it was not a passion, as I imagine she would have to be to sink a 500-pound bathtub into your lawn.

It is common practice to make fun of things like this. I read my "Golden Bough." I know Mary is just a continuation of various nature queens, holdovers from pagan times. And I remember Tom Lehrer's song in the 1960s, "The Vatican Rag." It summed up for the secular mind the stupidity of the bric-a-brac, the "outer signs" of religion, dashboard Jesuses and clattering beads.

I, being guilty of intellectual pride from an early age, scorned all that stuff. It seemed to me that public, graven images were never as good as the images the mind privately gives rise to, much as television can't be as vivid as radio.

It becomes especially tough when the icons in question are cheesy -- like the pictures I see of Christ in religious bookstores, depicting him as a kind of beneficent white rock star, with a Miami Vice growth of beard and a quarterback's chiseled demeanor. What if Jesus was a little goofy-looking? What if he had a lazy eye or a snorting laugh?

I ask that not to be irreverent, but to overcome the obstacle that reverence imposes. Jesus shouldn’t have to look like George Clooney to be persuasive.

One thing I learned after I lost my child's faith, late in my 20s, was that it is possible to have excremental taste and still be a good person. In fact, I believe it gives you an edge -- because it is evidence you aren’t trying to impress with your air of Gnostic cool. The kindest, best-hearted people you know are always kind of cubist.

Another thing I have learned is that people need strings around their fingers. The reason we clip little nostrums and doggerel to refrigerators is because we accept that part of our condition is amnesia. Everything sweet and true to us seems to want to escape from our mental grasp. And being smarter doesn't make us the slightest bit smarter, really.

The point of an icon or talisman is to physically remind us of something. It is a form of magical learning. It asks us to see beyond the current array of bright crap to what is deeper and darker and more meaningful.

And if you are sunk perpetually in crap, you might never unclench that figure in your fist. Because its portent is potent: it's a nutty world, and the last, least person could tell the joke that saves us all.

Of course God loves us, which is to say, of course we are lovable, and good. So why don’t we believe that? Why don't we really believe that?

Why do we need to keep relearning it, week after week, and year after year?

Maybe the guy with the bathtub forgets it less often.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Happy Endings

Lately, I've been working on poems that have been influenced by Russia.

I'll end up telling you more about this in the future, i'm sure.....

But not too long ago I was writing a poem about the famous Muttnik Laika.

On one of my last days in Moscow, i saw on the news that they had made a statue of the 13 pound furball and placed it in a place of honor by one of their goverment buildings.

It was kind of a big deal.

The Russians very-very much hold a reverence for Laika, after all....she is the only living creature that has been sent into space with no hope of returning.

Many Americans and Brits have pointed fingers in the face of Russians as a whole, feeling that the sacrifice was barbaric and unwarrented.

Truth be told.....most of the Russian science team and project workers would agree.

THEY DID NOT WANT TO SHOOT THAT MUTT INTO SPACE.

But we live in a world with countries, religions and politics.

These components can almost always gaurentee sorrow.

The bottom line is after Sputnik #1 made the first space flight.....Nikita Khrushchev refused to take his foot off the pedal.

Khrushchev was hell bent on seeing if the Russians space craft could house a beating heart.

The scientists worked around the clock to slap together some Jimmy Rigged space contraption, but with a limited window of time, they didn't have anyway to put together a ship that could resurface into the atmosphere safely.

The scientics were sick about this. They loved Laika and the other Mutts they recruited from the Moscow dog pounds, often times they referred to them as their voiceless children.

Anyways, it was really important to me to capture the sorrow of the Russians who were forced into this horrible situation.

So like so many other hacks.....I too wrote a Laika poem.

I wrestled that poem like the Arch Angel Michael wrestled against God.

But finally I had my poem finished and sent it straight over to Finley.

I don't recall exactly what he said, but let me loosely paraphrase......

"Well.....well, it's pretty entry level for many reasons. Number one....if you are going to write about a historic event, just remember....we already know the story. We already know the outcome. so you have to approach common themes from uniques angles. Also, how did you end it? didn't you have the dog burning alive in a tin can? You never want to close a poem by putting your reader in a position of suffering. Don't make them regret that they invested the couple minutes they did to read your piece.

Instead, be clever, be curious. This is a big topic, but If I were writing it, I'd end the poem with the children laying out on the driveway or back yard hugging and petting the mutt."

WOW......I mean it, what genius.

Closing with explosions, death or suffocating hope in not only uncool, it's entry level.

I took Finleys suggestion, rewrote the piece, and within weeks it was published in a national poetry magizine.

This would have never happened if I didn't take Mike's strong advice.

So with that said, sit back...relax and enjoy -

MUTTNIK

Laika heard the children laughing
From what appeared to be a distant room
The most beautiful sound she ever woke to

When Victor brought her home from work last night
And took her straight to bed
It seemed natural to assume they were alone

Fraternizing was considered unprofessional
But this secret would remain safe
By this time tomorrow she would be gone

Boarded onto a tin can
Filled with rocket fuel and no parachute
All the more reason to break protocol

This is why the entire science team
And the launching crew
Held their tongues and looked away

While Victor escorted her
Off the project site
So her last day of freedom

Could be spent outdoors
Getting belly rubs
From his daughter

THE END






Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Avoiding the Finley Stick

When somebody has wisdom in a topic that is of interest to you, if you are anything like me, you try to tap every last ounce of it, down to the marrow.

But then there is always certain variables attached, right?

Variables like disagreeing, perception, lack of clarity.......

If there is one thing I have learned from Finley, just one thing....

It would have to be that if I want to be a good poet, I have to keep boiling excess off my poems.

Bad poets use too many words -

Bad poets get in the way of their message -

Bad poets don't understand the value in simplicity -

Bad poets roll in their emotional paint -

Anytime, everytime I try to get artsy with a poem, it's like Finley will stare at it (or any poets work that infuses extra drama for that matter) and shake his head while reminding me to "Cut the fat off and use words that people use in everyday conversation."

I gotta tell ya a secret, but you can't tell Mike, because if he finds out....he'll hunt me down and "WHACK" me with a tree brach, but sometimes I like words twisted together that don't make "Nut's and Bolt's" sense, but somehow evoke a mood.

A couple days ago I read a poem by Carl Sandburg that I don't understand. I really can't even decipher the jist, but somehow it makes me feel good and I don't know why.

Is this one of those zodiac deals?

Anyways, I'll share the poem with you, and if Finley ends up reading this posting, i would be interested in his opinion of 2 things.

#1 - what on Earth was Sandburg talking about here?

#2 - how would Finley have approached this piece?

Remember, as much as I worship Sandburg, he wasn't 1/2 the rebel poet Finley is.


My People

Carl Sandburg

MY people are gray,
Pigeon gray, dawn gray, storm gray.
I call them beautiful,
And I wonder where they are going.




Monday, May 21, 2012

Are Cloud Poems Possible?

Friday night I went with Finley to Mpls to watch some people we knew do a "presentation" at Patrick's Cabaret.

During the intermission, one of the troop told us that we should support this venue because artists performing there had no constraints.

Then our host went on to brag about how one of the previous performances was a dance troop, and rumors started to surface that at one point in this troops upcoming performance, one of the dancers was going to poop on stage.

Upon hearing this, I decided w/o hesitation, that perhaps I just wasn't cut out to be an artist then.

Shoot....if I were in prision, or a P.O.W. camp, I guess I kinda hope I wouldn't need to poop on their floors to make a point.

Anyways, the topic kinda creeped me out so I turned to Finley and stated.....

"Did you notice at the University Club's most recent reading, that 3 of the 7 presenters read about clouds?"

Finley thought about this for a second and stated.....

"Yep, you are correct, and a couple a people wrote about gravity as well."

I understood the "Gravity Poems", afterall....gravity is kinda interesting, and poets haven't been written about this topic thousands of times.

"You know I had a poem written about clouds in Rolling Stone way back in the day right?" Mike reminded me before continuing...

"They were short on copy, and my poem had just the right number of characters to fit and fill the page."

Then he went on to tell me how the poem was about flying on a jet, getting dinner, and after lifting that plastic lid off that covered his plate, he realized that he was being treated to cauliflower, and the cauliflower looked just like the clouds outside his window...yadda-yadda-yadda.

But then I went back to why would 3 of 7 readers choose an identical topic?

These people didn't discuss their body of work prior to the event, and clouds....has anybody ever done a good cloud poem?

Then I was reminded how recently a friend of mine (ours) Tim Nolan had actually placed a poem about clouds on his Facebook wall.

I did like a couple of the lines that Tim crafted, but I certainly wouldn't match that poems against his greatest works.

This comment opened the flood gate to Finley's sage wisdom...........

"I totally get what Nolan, or many of those writers were trying to do at the U-Club. sometimes a poet just wants to get back to the basics, to strip things down and start from scratch.

I give these people credit.

Nothing is harder than reaching a certain level of achievement, and then stepping backwards in the hope that you will eventually move forward again. There really aren't any gaurentees with stuff like that you know."

Finleys comments amused himself, and he began to chuckle while the emcee on the stage stopped talking about body functions so he could introduce 2 women who would dance, while another woman dragged herself across the stage with a walker.

Later Finley told me that I should write a poem about clouds.

I thought about it....for a second, and then I Googled the "C" word to find what past masters have done with this topic.


I wandered lonely as a cloud


I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed---and gazed---but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.


William Wordsworth

END OF POEM.......

Really?

If the best Wordsworth can come up with is..............

"Tossing their heads in sprightly dance"?

Maybe I'll just stick with Monkeys, Nuns and Food.



Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Mike Finley's Launching Pad

If I havent mentioned it, I was raised by a single mother.

A mother who was a hippie.

Like most kids, like most generations...I rebelled.

I swung my pendulem back to the conservitive side.

Truth be told, I always enjoyed anarchy,but I wanted mine to be what I thought was healthy.

I remember when I was a kid, I didn't understand why people wouldn't go to war.

Not only did I think it was unpatriotic, but I think I thought each person had a moral compass in their heart that told them they were wrong for not fighting.

I have no idea where those thoughts came from.

Maybe I just liked opposing my elders.

And to tell you the truth, if I got called, I'm guessing I'd go.

But as I've gotten older, I realize I didn't know anybody who went to war. I was too young.

I never saw first hand the price that was paid.

But like many of you, a stubbornness persisted in my thinking as I got older.

The roots sunk deep and were planted...for life.

When your number was drawn...you had to fight, to the death.

Or so I thought.

Years later, I stumbled into the first written item I had ever viewed by Mike Finley.

I remember it as if it was yesterday. I was standing in my kitchen and I got an envelope in the mail from him.

Finley has always been interesting in the way he communicates with people.

If he doesn't know you...often times he'll smile and be brief, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to move into your mind on a full time basis LOL.

The following piece changed me as a man, or how I think more than anything else I have ever read.

Ever......


MEMORIAL DAY

Just the other side of the airport, on a bluff overlooking the Minnesota River, is Fort Snelling National Cemetery. It's a classic military cemetery, with thousands of identical markers laid out like poppies in Flanders fields.

The cemetery abuts the area where I walk my dog, so I walk through there frequently. Few people buried there were killed in battle. If you served in the armed forces, it's your right to be interred here, and your spouse's.

I always pause a moment, when I see on the marker a death date between 1965 and 1972. And think: there but for the grace of God is me.

It takes me back to my experiences with the draft. I'm a little hazy on it. It was 1969, the haziest year of them all.

I was a hippie wannabee, full of contempt for LBJ and General Hershey. I had a dozen plans for my life, and none of them involved rice paddies. I remember toying with the idea of filing as a conscientious objector, but it didn't work for me. They asked you whether you?d attack Ho Chi Minh with a tire iron if you came upon him raping your Aunt Sally, and I had to admit I wasn't too hot on that idea.

When the Selective Service form asked if I wanted to overthrow the United States Government by force or violence, I wrote, "force."

I was what you?d call a nominal draft resister. I attended a few rallies and read everything disrespectful I could get my hands on. I read in Paul Krassner's magazine The Realist that your draft board had to file everything you sent them.

So I sent them a six-pound bonito, a handsome ocean fish I purchased at the Grand Central Market in downtown Los Angeles. The idea was that the draft board would be helpless except to live with the stench of a decaying fish in their file cabinet. Instead — figure this — they drafted me.

I was in the U.S. Army, technically, for a couple of weeks, classified as AWOL. I wasn't even aware I'd been drafted; I was hiking around in Alaska at the time, away without leave, without a thought in my head, and only found out about my induction later.

Then I applied to the nearest college I could find — Pepperdine University in Los Angeles, also known as Pat Boone University — and hid there, cowering, under its ivied protection, until the lottery replaced the draft.

So I never went to Vietnam, and I never missed it. But the war was part of my life anyway. I took my childhood friend, Paul Plato, to his ship in San Pedro when he shipped out.

For a while I knew a couple of actual deserters in Los Angeles. They were a pair of goofy guys who claimed to have escaped from interment at The Presidio. I never believed their stories, but one night they were rousted from their beds and led off by MPs.

At my first high school reunion, I learned that our one fatality was Skeeter Barnes, a sweet kid from the wrong side of the tracks, who stepped on a land mine somewhere and was no more. We played Little League together when we were nine.

It is hard to say who was the coward and who was the hero. Poor Skeeter was no one's idea of a hero; he was just a poor dope who couldn?t work the system like I did. I thought I was an intellectual hero, full of higher ideals than flag and conscription, but I kept myself far from harm's way, didn?t I? One more thing I have in common with George W. Bush.

When I think of 56,000 of my generation tossed out there to die defending our Laugh-In way of life, I get blue. Thirty years later, it still hurts.

But there is one thing I would like to set straight. When the war ended, an urban legend popped up, claiming that our returning soldiers were routinely spat on by those who didn?t go, and called baby-killers. People who spread this awful story must have had an axe to grind: blame the defeat on the hippies and the liberals.

But I swear it never happened. Or if it happened on a couple of bizarre, sick occasions, they were anomalies. Vietnam vets suffered from a host of problems, from post-traumatic stress disorder and Agent Orange to unemployment in the stagflation of the 70s and early 80s. Many wondered where their reward was for the contribution they'd made. Where was their GI Bill?

What a terrible choice our country forced on a generation of boys: be good and die stupidly or be marked for life, or be smart and survive, but feel like a traitor to your own generation.

And I look at these graves at Fort Snelling, row on row on row on row, their gray faces from jet exhaust — and I want to salute.

THE END







Saturday, May 12, 2012

Finley on the West Bank

Recently I stopped by Finley's house.

I kinda wanted to see his puppy.

When I got there, I noticed he had some poetry books pulled out for me to read.

The book on top of the pile had multiple pictures of the poet on it and I figured that it must be one of those "Life Work" collections, because 1/2 the pictures displayed this Charles Manson looking guy with long wild hair and a beard that was out of control.

In the other pictures the guy was bald, not completely, but he had one of those Friar Tuck hair horse shoes, and the beard was replaced by a manicured mustache.

Now he looked like Dr. Phil.

So I ask Finley if the book was just taking up space, or if there was anything particular I should read from it.

Mike said.....

"The guys name is Charles Potts, and back in the day he was a big thing. He came from California. I was holding a poetry event...remember this was years ago, back when I was going through some kind of a Chinese Alter Boy phase where every word that passed my lips had extreme purpose, but yeah....I'll bet I hung 6 or 7 note cards inviting people to attend. I tacked them to telephone poles. Potts saw one of the few people that showed up."

That was the end of the description.

I was forced to dig into the book to learn more.

But somehow Ol' Charlie Potts was going to have to wait.

Instead I just took a moment to picture Finley on the West Bank.

I wondered if this was the same time Bob Dylan was cutting his teeth in that neighborhood.

In a recent poll taken by beautiful people and V.I.P.'s. Mike Finley ranked as the Twins Cities #1 Rebel Poet.....and he's what....in his early 60's?

What was Finley really like when he was in his 20's?

Anyways....the book "The Portable Potts" was interesting. It has some unusual formatting that kept me off balance, but there was one poem in particular that struck a chord with me.

MOM AND DAD

I was raised in a desert by a father who
Believed I was somebody else's child
And a mothers conditional love

My mother had brains
And my father had guts
When I am good I'm using both

My mother was very sociable
Mt father did ten thousand things alone

My mother loved to spend money
My father wanted to invest
I've invested all our money
So there will be more to spend

My mother wanted to have a good time
My father wanted to survive
I survive by having a good time

I'm the predictable result of
The underlying structure of my life

THE END

I could talk about this poem for hours...call me!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Jack Pot Poems - Meet Christopher Title

On rare occasions, a guy gets lucky enough to stumble into a poem that what written about something they know about.

At this very moment, I am supposed to be on my way home from work, I can just envision my dogs sitting on the couch, smoking cigarettes with their legs crossed because they have to pee so bad.

But just when I was ready to shut down my computer for the day, I saw that Christopher Title had posted a poem on Facebook.

Mr. Title in many ways is the "Dark Horse" in the Twin Cities poetry community.

He knows all the players, but he doesn't spend much time trying to climb literary ladders, he doesn't need to, he has his own.

For a few years he has hosted a monthly reading series called The Barbaric Yawp.

This event takes place on Sunday nights in a coffee house in Saint Paul, and Finley swears that this space is the most conducive to such events.

The poets actually get to stand on a stage which is elevated.

When I have been fortunate to present there, the audience must think that there's the animated "Baker Poet" who loves to express himself by swinging his arms around...what they don't know is I'm secretly imagining that I'm some kind of dictator or misunderstood world leader LOL.

But all kidding aside, although the space is really nice, the people who attend each month are even nicer.

In poetry and prose circles, the fan base can be pretty unpredictable and flimsy, but the "YAWP Regulars" really love their leader.

I think I've mentioned Mr. Title in a previous post, in regard to the fact that he is all about Walt Whitman.

Every showcase is led off with Chris offering up several musings from his favorite poet.

Anyway....

So I see this newest poem that Title posted, and it is all about the Como Zoo in Saint Paul.

You can tell from Title's observations and comments that the miracle of these creatures brings him to a almost spiritual place.

But I don't think he q-u-i-t-e gets there until he ties these creatures glory into himself, his family, and the experience they just had.

I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into this, but when my kids were growing up, we went to the site of this poem every other Saturday for years.

After reading this poem a couple of times, I actually kinda chuckled.

This is easily a topic I may have attempted, but now I know longer have to think about it, because I certainly don't have anything better to say about it than what Chris has already shared with us.


Field Trip
by Christopher Title


I think I saw God at the Como Zoo


in the Amur tiger’s greyhound-like hips

and in the ratty flank of Selam,

an old female orangutan from Sumatra.



I think I saw God in the enclosure

of the unconcerned big horn sheep,

among the rip rap dumped in the middle,

and there in the snow leopard’s tiny aquarium.



I think I saw God along with an upside down

table umbrella floating with the harbor seals

and near the single greater kudu hoofing

at the cracked dirt. This was not odd.



I think I saw God because I saw us

at the Como Zoo as we truly are,

an archipelago of stranded animals

without any other options, like sweat bees

living on puddles of melted popsicles.